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Rfbrown
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Username: Rfbrown

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Registered: 12-2006

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Posted on Thursday, February 16, 2012 - 06:19 am:   

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven!!!
A very angry Teacher: Where the f*ck do you get seven from?!?!?
Very angry Johnny: Because I've already got a f**kin' cat at home!!!

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